Someone once said, “Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.”
I might revise that to: “LICE are what happen to you when you’re making other plans.”
In my last column, I wrote about my fear of flying, which is at root a fear of falling.
So, while we’re on the topic of my subconscious anxieties, my secondgreatest fear – the thing I’ve wanted most to avoid as a parent – is head lice.